Akhil Sharma One liners……..
49) having gravity on your side doesnt add gravity to your profile.
48) when your happiness becomes relative…your relatives take your happiness.
47. ufff ka haal hai kee yeh uff bhi behaal hai……
uff sa jawab hai kee uff yeh sawal hai
46. haal to har haal mein halal kee surat-e-haal hai….
abhi haal mein har haal ka bawaal hai …..
kee jo humhara haal hai woh har haal ka hasb-e-haal hai
45. creativity and continuity are two sides of a coin. you can have either one of them or none of them………
44)what makes you special is how you make it possible……..
43) be whatyou want to be but never get close with what you dont want to be
42)—Freedom From the Known—
free yourself from the known
embrace yourself with the unknown
dont be afraid who are you to do so
the only thing left to be known
41) sometimes we wonder and sometimes we ponder……is that that we generally yonder………………
७। जिंदा रहने के लियेह क्या करू की बिलकुल जिंदा लगु
इंसान तो हुआ करता था, लेकिन अब बिलकुल इंसान लगु
जब सोयु तो सोते हुए बिलकुल नाशुक्रा लगु
आईना जब भी देखू तो बिलकुल बेफिक्रा लगु
6. Insaan ko apne peene kee, khane kee, rehne kee, zinda rehne kee aukaat nahin bhoolna chahiyeh.
Agar jyada peeyega to ulti karta firega,
Agar jyada khayega to pet pakarh kar ghoomtarahega,
Agar upar urehga karke rahega to kharcho ko rota rahega,
Agar zinda aur khush rehne ke liyeh jitna zaroori hai usse jyada lega to use kamzori bana lega….
5. gaflat-e-khwaish hai itni kee zindagi kahan gum hai……mein mar bhi jaaun inko paane mein,phir bhi baigirat zinda rehti hai..
4. hasrat-e-husn kee aarzoo liyeh ghumta raha bazar mein
ek zindagee mili thee woh bhi na jaane kahan gum ho gayee……
3. “i was lost then i went looking and then i got lost again….and when i was lost , believe me i was totally and absolutely hottt”
2.whatever happened happened. couldnt have had happened the other way round and cannot be unhappened so let it be happened whatever happened had happened.
1. gareebe ghalib kee muflisi kya kahiye….kee waqt har insaan kee rooh mein shumaar hai
8) kyon hosh sambhalu maalik, nashe mein to sab nazar aate hai
9)faasle kuch is tarah se kum hote rahe humhare darmiyaan kee……. aatee jaatee bus saans sunaaiyee dene lagee….
10) The Profiles are lovely, bright and show-off,
But I still have friends to add and keep,
And miles to go before I log off,
And miles to go before I log off
———————–Robert Frost Facebook……………..
11)just realised few days back…my career doesnt have graph….
it only have bounces……..
12)when there is a wills…there is a way……
and where there is a way …there is always a chai kee dukaan…
Go for it…..
14)beauty is in the eyes of beholder and when you kiss you close your eyes…so it doesnt really matter whom you are kissing…..just keep kissing
15)why a men wearing a watch is never called a watchmen………….
and your watchmen never wears a watch………………..
17) Everyday begins with History……….
On road becomes geography………..
In office becomes chemistry………..
In Evening becomes sociology………..
In Night becomes biology…………..
and then …………….it repeats again……..
18)getting centi-mental about nothing…or kilo–mental about everything……
19) zindagee tu hee bata tujhe pyaar kab karu……
teri har ek shaam mujhe rula sa deti hai……………..
har aahat par laga kiyeh kee tu hai aayee
teri har ummeed mujhe jhootla sa deti hai…
20) to live happy……..”dont tell anyone when you are successful…..and dont leave anyone when you are not…………”
21) getting lost in trying not to get lost in what i was trying to do …however fate doesnt seems to get lost without a sense of irony in it……………………
22) Sometimes Its Better to be Bitter…Atleast you dont get surrounded by Ants who eats you up to the very core of you and you keep on thinking that you have a huge fan following………………..
Wow what an idea sirjee…………
23) there exists very little difference between and onion and opinion…..both smells foul…tastes good when fried with experience…….and if you follow/eat them…….you again started smellling bad…..
24)Life is all about adding salt while cooking a dish….you can never be accurate enough……….so its just approximation and its estimation which plays the part………..so keep experimenting…….
25) Life is simple in principal but its our interest in compound(interest) which makes its complicated………
26) sometimes its the sum of your times which keeps you summed all the times….
27) Intelligence is all about knowing when to use your Ignorance…..(intelligence is not being intelligent always.its about using your ignorance at right place and at right time
28) communication is a communicable commerce ,comprehended by the commitment of a communion for give and take.
29) Happiness and Sorrow are the direct quotient of your stupidity and intelligence. Stupidity makes you happy and wise, intelligence keeps you occupied otherwise
30) Men keeps forgetting what has happened in past days and keeps refreshing what has happened in past nights
31) grammer can create only literature but not history……..
32) how much can you deviate before you go off approximate….
33) reminiscence of past creates effervscence aghast expectance alass
34) inspiration from perspiration can cause admiration but not aspiration
however perspiration from inspiration will cause aspiration and admiration
35) dont get uncomfortable because of me and dont try to get comfortable with me….
36) You cannot move on in life. Because if you do so…it means you are like a leaf fallen from the branches with no roots or tree to support you…the best thing you can do is to grow on in life. if you do so…you are still attached with your roots….
37) two incomplete men doesnt make a complete man but an incomplete man and an incomplete woman can make a complete family
38) guzar thee basar ho rahee hai
khwasih thee hasar ho rahee hai
ek ek saans ke kasar ho rahee hai
zindagee hai zabar ho rahee hai
39) woh jaagte hai humharee aahat se woh…..ab daantate hai humhein ki jagaya kyon
40) zinda hua kee mara hua zinda hua
khwaisho mein kaid parinda hua
haasil hua to darinda hua
zamir bech kar sharminda hua ( i think this will be edited in near future)…